No, that was yesterday
And it couldn’t’ve been me.
You know exactly why.
Look, a bucket – stop rattling!
Such a leg you’ve got on you –
Is there no better use for it?
Watch the kerb. Can’t believe
You forgot all about it.
You, me and a balloon.
That’s why! Was just me
There – no squash, food, tricks.
One time I had this clown,
It kept reaching in its pocket
And I knew what for even then.
Plus it had filthy shoes.
So really, I know nothing
About it. Do be careful –
Right little sore thumb.
Well I bet they did.
Whole lot of them has
It in for me largely.
Those poor hot horses.
Oh do stop going on –
I don’t care and nor should you.
If they want to chase
Every frame available then
That’s their prerogative,
All I know is that whoever
Slipped loose with the bag
Will show up. Do please
Watch where you’re going.
We’ve been through this
Already. Fine, it was
A party of two. Where
Now? Don’t actually
Tell me – nod or shake.
Step in here – yes
Lime or something,
Something clean.
Shame, I liked that shirt.
Sam Huddlestone 